New Comment Rule

You guys all have to sign in now, or at least I switched the settings to do so. I'm tired of deleting your spam.

That is all.

Bibles n' Rifles!

Why does anyone care about this? Seriously.

Everybody Loves Yemen

Why is there a seeming torrent of people who think invading or attacking Yemen is a good idea?

NS Okasus

We followers of Nunchuck are a peaceful people. We pray to Our Lord Nunchuck for guidance and love. And to unbelievers, we extend the hand of friendship and enlightenment. Whether they accept the Truth or not is irrelevant. Nunchuck's goodness is in all and peace be with everyone.

But when the unbelievers strike at us and martyr us en masse, there but one way for us.

We convert them.

Should I?

Every time I consider making a twitter account, I ask myself a fundamental question:

Are you guys honestly that interested in the mindless details of my life? Do you need to know that I read so-and-so article and you should too? Do you really care that I bought a burrito from Taco Bell and thought it was delicious? Do you require reading every 140 word facet of my inane existence??

No?

Didn't think so. Screw it.

Waiting

They perused the manuals, discussing frantically in the beige hall the intimate details of electrons and physics.