Every time I consider making a twitter account, I ask myself a fundamental question:
Are you guys honestly that interested in the mindless details of my life? Do you need to know that I read so-and-so article and you should too? Do you really care that I bought a burrito from Taco Bell and thought it was delicious? Do you require reading every 140 word facet of my inane existence??
Didn't think so. Screw it.