Good news, everyone! After an intense two day marathon (over the course of some seventeen hours!), I have managed to accomplish the absolute impossible!
I have sorted my inventory. All of it. It's all distilled down into neat little category folders. The only exception is the existence of a 'Random' folder which houses 'The Rhombus' and some ... things. That I don't know how I'd categorize.
So people, you may now send me anything at all, and I will be able to access it easily! Instead of digging through the mess, not finding it, and then just lying ("oh, this is... great. Awesome. Wonderful").